Ahni, Zoe, Buck Fitches, and the Vulgar Tongue
BUCK-FITCHES., old leacherous Fellows. Nathan Bailey, Universal Etymological English Dictionary (1756) Ahni and Zoe’s recent release of the School Rocks Fast2Fab Album highlights the colorful nature...
View ArticleAhni and Zoe Win DSA Award for Best Direct Sales Launch
Ahni and Zoe have won the Direct Selling Association’s ETHOS Award for best launch. Fortunately for them, the award does not actually require the company to be successful. This award continues the...
View ArticleMisleading Labels
What do you think is in Orange Tangerine Juice? Yes, that’s right. You guessed it. Apple juice is the primary ingredient in notables’ Orange Tangerine Juice. It’s 100% juice, but not what you think it...
View ArticleMake Money with Old Calendars
Have any old calendars laying around? Gather up your calendars and any others you can get your hands on and head over to the Ansel Adams Gallery for a lesson on how to make money. Apparently, the...
View ArticleWhat is a Photocopier?
A photocopier (also known as a copier or copy machine) is a machine that makes paper copies of documents and other visual images quickly and cheaply. Wikipedia, October 10, 2014 It’s obvious. We all...
View ArticleThe DMV and Pasta Preparation
While it may not be legal to smile for your driver’s license photo, it is legal to wear a colander on your head. This bizarre practice stems from members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
View ArticlePublic Service Announcement – Do Not Take Selfies with Rattlesnakes
Apparently, stupid selfies are not restricted to Russia. Yes, that is right. The United States needs its own public service campaign. In case you missed the story, Alex Gomez, 36, from Lake Elsinore,...
View ArticleData Storage for 13.8 Billion Years or How Not to Estimate Expected Lifetime
Scientists at the University of Southampton have come up with a new data storage system expected to last 13.8 billion years at 190°C (370°F). This system uses glass discs to optically encode 360 TB of...
View ArticlePreserving More Than Memories
Trump and the Republican have created a looming debt crisis through their massive tax cuts for the wealthy. Trump’s response is an apathetic “Yeah, but I won’t be here.” Trump’s actions toward the...
View ArticleCreate Controversy with “Baby It’s Cold Outside”
Introduce controversy into your Christmas album with “Baby It’s Cold Outside” stickers. The song, which has been banned from many radio stations due to its unsuitable lyrics that promote date rape, is...
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